the Angel/Spike Timeline

So you want to know more about the fearsome foursome, the scourge of Europe and William the Bloody do you? Well Captain Peroxide and Deadboy have many a tale to tell, and you might just find what you're looking for in the Hall of Timelines...This is a continual work in progress...

1609 - Darla, a prostitute, is sired by the Master on her death bed in the Virginia Colonies

1727 - Liam is born in Galway, Ireland to a linen and silk merchant.

1753 - Liam rises from the grave, his first kill is the cemetery's groundskeeper

1753 - Liam kills his family, friends and the rest of his village, he takes the name Angelus, after his sister Kathy mistakes him for an Angel.

Angelus eats his way through Ireland, South Wales and Northern England. Declares Yorkshire men are tough as leather.

1760 - Angelus meets Darla's sire, The Master, proceeds to royally piss him off and convince Darla to continue their bloody holiday throughout Europe.

1764 - Angelus and Darla kill a vampire hunter (Daniel Holtz)'s family in York, England, turning his daughter Sarah.

1765 - After visiting Italy, staying at the finest hotels and eating the staff, Angelus and Darla travel to France, followed by Holtz, who traps them in a barn where Darla clobbers Angelus with a 2x4 and leaves him, while she escapes with their horse.

1765-1767 - Angelus catches up with Darla in Vienna, and makes her pay and pay for deserting him. Can you imagine the things they did? Not if you're in love. They later eat a troubadour in Madrid.

1767 - Angelus and Darla visit Marseilles, France with young vampires in love James and Elizabeth. Angelus has a short meeting with Holtz, tells him where Darla is and ends up with numerous arrows in him, whining about always being left for dead.

1771 - Holtz catches Angelus in Rome, Darla comes to his rescue, they don't kill Holtz, because he's like family, it's more fun to let him suffer.

1789 - Angelus gets sidetracked on his way to Vienna, ends up eating pastry-filled Prussian girls and meeting the Beast.

Late 1700's - Angelus sires a Puritan named Penn, teaching him the do's of Vampirism, like carving a cross into the cheek of your victim and killing your family as soon as you rise.

1838 - Angelus spends Christmas playing cards in Dublin, Ireland, eats those that end up owing him money, including a man named Daniel who was to be married the same week.

1845 - Angelus visits a little town outside of Tuscany and meets a forgettable vampire named Rosaria.

1860 - Angelus meets Drusilla in London, England, he later kills her family, drives her insane and turns her on the same night she takes her vows as a nun

1880 - Drusilla meets William in London, a man scorned by a vengeance demon named Halfrek, under the guise of a noblewoman, Cecily, William let's Drusilla sire him

1880 - William turns his mother, who is dying of Tuberculosis, into a vampire, but later stakes her when he realizes that the woman who loved him is dead, and only a monster remains.

1880 - William changes his name to Spike, in Yorkshire, after acquiring a taste for torturing his victims with railroad spikes. He also learns what a slayer is, after trapping the gang in a mine shaft, and nearly being staked by Angelus.

1897 - Angelus watches the ballet, Giselle, he cries like a baby, and he's evil.

1897-1898 - Angelus and Darla take a trip to Budapest and do considerable damage to a town already reeling from the effects of an earthquake.

1898 - In Rumania, Darla presents Angelus with a gypsy girl for his birthday. Her tribe takes their revenge by cursing Angelus with a soul

1900 - Angelus returns to the Fearsome Foursome, but still cannot feed on humans, due to that whole guilty conscious.

1900 - Spike kills a slayer in China, during the Boxer Rebellion

1900 - After saving a missionary's child from Darla, Angel again leaves his 'family'.

1902 - Angelus takes a boat to New York, because there just aren't enough Irish on Ellis Island.

1920's - Angel saves a puppy in Chicago, for the love of god make it end.

1930's - Angel visits Missoula, Montana, calls it 'Pretty Country", although he admits he was depressed there.

1937 - The master is trapped in a church on the Hellmouth in Sunnydale during an earthquake.

1946 - Angel visits Las Vegas, plays tennis with Bugsy Segal.

1952 - Angel, now living in the Hyperion Hotel, room 217, tries to stop a Thesulac demon and ends up getting hung by an angry mob

1960's - Angel meets the Rat Pack, once, twice, maybe three times. Gives advice to Sammy Davis Jr.

1967 - Angel crashes Elvis and Priscilla's wedding reception in Las Vegas, he enjoys fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches while being drunk and surly.

1969 - Spike attends the Woodstock festival, he feeds off a flower person and spends five hours staring at his hand

1975-76 - Angel plays Manilow on the jukebox and drowns his sorrow in a dead cashier. Repentance is a bitch.

1977 - Spike stalks and kills another Slayer, Nikki Wood, in New York, stealing her leather duster when he's done

1996 - Angel meets Whistler, a balancing demon, in New York, where he is doing his impression of the stink guy, living off rats

1996 - Whistler takes Angel to Los Angeles, California, where he sees the new Slayer, Buffy Summers, and falls in love, he must love vapid teenage girls.

1997 - September 29th - Drusilla and Spike move to Sunnydale, California

1997 - September 29th - Spike finds the annoying one, ruins his plans for the night of St. Vigious, gets hit in the head with an axe by Joyce Summers, then puts the anointed one into a cage and hoists him into the sun.

1997 - November 7th - Spike sires Billy Fordham, Buffy's 5th grade crush, Buffy kills him the second he rises.

1997 - November 17th - Spike kidnaps Angel and lets Drusilla give him a holy water bath.

1997 - November 24th - Spike ties a topless Angel to Drusilla during a ritual to restore Drusilla's strength. When it's done Buffy drops a pipe organ on them both. Drusilla and Spike, now in a wheelchair, spend the Christmas holiday collecting pieces of the Judge. Nothing says I love you like a leg in a box.

1998 - January 19th - Angel and Buffy do the horizontal mambo, Angel loses his soul, reverting to Angelus.

1998 - January 20th - Angelus joins Spike, Drusilla and the judge in trying to destroy the world, or at least the Sunnydale shopping Mall. Buffy kicks him in the nay-nays for his trouble.

1998 - January 27th - Angelus sires Theresa, Buffy's friend from school. Xander later stakes her.

1998 - February 14th - Spike gives Drusilla a necklace for Valentine's Day, Angelus gives her a still-warm heart he found in a quaint little shopgirl.

1998 - February 24th - Angelus snaps Jenny Calendar's neck after she tries to find a spell to restore his soul. He then props her up in Giles's bed as a present.

1998 - February 25th - Angelus, Spike and Drusilla move into the Crawford Street mansion.

1998 - April 28th - Angelus and Buffy are possessed by the spirits of dead lovers. Buffy shoots him, drops him off a balcony and then makes-out with him until the spell is broken. Angelus goes home and exfoliates till he bleeds, then goes toddler hunting with Drusilla.

1998 - May 12th - Angelus tries to bring forth the demon Acathla, when he fails he sends Drusilla to kidnap Giles, she kills Kendra the Slayer in the process.

1998 - May 19th - Angelus tortures Giles, Spike allies himself with Buffy to stop Angelus from revoking his free happy meal card. Buffy invites Spike into her house, he then goes to the mansion to watch Drusilla drool on Giles.

1998 - May 20th - Angelus and Buffy fight, Spike miraculously suffocates Drusilla, who has no need for air, and drives off in the DeSoto with her, Willow restores Angel's soul shortly after he releases Acathla. Buffy then gives him a goodbye kiss and a sword through the gut, sending him to Hell. Sweet girl.

1998 - Drusilla and Spike go to Brazil, where she leaves him for a chaos demon, all slime and antlers.

1998 - October 13th - Angel comes back to Sunnydale, naked, after a thousand years in hell, darn inter dimensional time fluxes.

1998 - October 20th - Buffy sees Angel for the first time, chains him up like old times, then lets him break a murderer's neck.

1998 - November 24th - Spike returns to Sunnydale, kidnaps Willow and tries to make her do a spell to get Dru back. He then decides to torture Drusilla until she likes him again and leaves town.

1998 - December 15th - Angel is visited by an evil known as the First, he sees the ghosts of his past kills, visits Giles and decides that he must try to make amends for his past evils.

1999 - February 16th - Angel fools Faith the Slayer into thinking he has lost his soul by wearing her as a necktie.

1999 - May 11th - Angel breaks up with Buffy, then shows up at her prom in a dashing tux just to twist the knife.

1999 - July 13th - Angel drinks Buffy to rid his body of the poison.

1999 - Angel moves to Los Angeles to become a private detective and brood.

1999 - October 5th - Angel meets Doyle, a Bracken demon who gets visions, he decides to fight for the Powers that Be what?( they be what?). He also hires a starving actress, that's Queen C to those who aren't paying attention, to scream when she sees cockroaches.

1999 - October 5th - Angel meets Lindsey McDonald, look ma two hands.

1999 - October 19th - Spike inexplicably screws Harmony while searching for the Gem of Amara. He later wears the ring into the sunshine, fights with Buffy and proceeds to lose the ring to her.

1999 - October 20th - Spike comes to LA in search of the Gem of Amara, and has his vampire friend Marcus torture Angel for a day.

1999 - November 9th - Spike is captured by a government group called the Initiative and implanted with a chip that renders him helpless against humans

1999 - November 16th - Spike escapes from the Initiative, and immediately tries to bite Willow.

1999 - November 23rd - Angel and Spike visit Giles, not together though, Angel ends up hiding in the shadows, Spike ends up tied to a chair doing his best impression of a pin cushion.

1999 - November 23rd - Buffy follows Angel back to LA, where he is cut by a Mohra demon, making him mortal for a day, which he spends in the sun with Buffy, and in the bedroom making love to the contents of his refrigerator, he decides to give up his mortality to fight evil.

1999 - November 30th - Buffy and Spike get engaged, under a spell, and proceed to gross out all of their friends.

2000 - Jan. 18th - Penn is killed by Kate Locksley, who stakes Angel at the same time, but misses his heart, on purpose of course.

2000 - May 9th - Angel comes to Sunnydale to beat up Buffy's boyfriend Riley.

2000 - May 23rd - Darla is brought back to life, as a human, by Wolfram & Hart. She is, however, dying of Syphilis, the only contraception in her day being a beaver skin and a bungee cord.

2000 - October 24th - Angel sees Darla alive for the first time

2000 - November 21st - Angel drinks from Kate Lockley, under the spell of the Shroud of Rahmon

2000 - November 28th - Lindsey McDonald invites Angel into his apartment. He and Angel look at medical records, Angel later lets himself be stabbed, burned by crosses and Holy water, then staked to cure Darla's syphilis. He lives but it doesn't work.

2000 - December 19th - Darla rises, cuts a bloody swath through LA and kills 20 lawyers at Holland Manners's home, with help from Drusilla.

2000 - December 19th - Angel fires Wesley, Cordelia & Gunn, after locking the lawyers in a wine cellar with Darla and Dru.

2001 - February 13th - Drusilla comes to Sunnydale, on a smorgasbord, I mean train. She then takes Spike to the Bronze and breaks a girl's neck so he can feast on still-warm blood. She then tells Spike that he is in love with the slayer.

2001 - February 20th - Angel throws Darla through a glass door then has sex with her three times. Third time being a charm, she leaves pregnant.

2001 - April 24th - Spike has a BuffyBot built for his pleasure, he programs her to think Angel is a spiky haired bloody stupid lame guy. Spike is kidnapped and tortured by Glory the goddess. When the real Buffy finds out he survived the torture to protect her she kisses him.

2001 - May 21st - Buffy jumps into an interdimensionional rift to save the world, drama queen.

2001 - May-September 24th - Angel goes to a monastery in Sri Lanka to work out his Buffy issues, the monastery turns out to be run by soul sucking demons, he fights is way out, makes note to self, white robes look better in the catalog.

2001 - September 25th - Darla goes to Puerto Cabazas, Nicaragua looking for a shaman, life being full of surprises, she's got a bun in the oven. The shaman tells her no man can know what is in her, it is not meant to be known.

2001 - November 5th - Darla shows up in LA at Angel's hotel, very pregnant and very mad.

2001 - November 5th - Holtz awakens from a deep sleep that lasted about 240 years. Then watches a lot of television.

2001 - November 19th - Connor, Angel & Darla's son, is born, when Darla stakes herself in an alley outside Caritas.

2001 - November 20th - Spike and Buffy have sex, after an hour of fighting foreplay, literally bringing the house down around them.

2002 - December-February - Spike and Buffy have a lot of sex, in his crypt, outside the DoubleMeat Palace, in the cemetery, on Buffy's front lawn, the floor, her bed, with handcuffs, without handcuffs, on the rug, under the rug, oh, you get the idea, I'll stop.

2002 - February 26th - Buffy breaks up with Spike. Damn multiple orgasms really just too much for a girl.

2002 - March 6th - Holtz kidnaps Connor and jumps into a dimensional tear to QuorToth.

2002 - April 29th - Connor returns from the Quor-Toth dimension, bent on killing Angel.

2002 - April 30th - Spike makes all cozy like with another vengeance demon, Anyanka, nearly getting himself killed by her ex-fiance Xander.

2002 - May 7th - Spike tries to rape Buffy in her bathroom, then wonders why he didn't do it.

2002 - May 20th - Angel and Cordelia realize they are in love just in time for Cordy to go become a 'higher being' and Connor to trap Angel in a box and drop him to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

2002 - May 21st - Spike goes to Africa and has his soul restored by a demon shaman.

2002 - Sept. 24th - Spike moves into the basement of the new Sunnydale High, and with a little help from The First, goes insane.

2002 - Oct. 6th - Wesley rescues Angel from his box with an ocean view and even gives him some fine UK import blood, fresh from the tap.

2002 - Oct. 20th - Angel returns to Las Vegas, laments that it was a much nicer place when it was run by the mob.

2002 - Nov. 17th - Angel fights a beast that rose from the earth exactly where Connor was born, he then watches through a window as Connor mates with Mrs. Robinson, I mean, uh, Cordelia.

2002 - Nov. 26th - The First kidnaps Spike, makes him hang around with his shirt off and uses his blood to bring forth a prehistoric vampire.

2003 - Jan. 7th - Buffy rescues Spike from the first, he limps a lot.

2003 - Jan. 29th - Angelus is awakened by the well meaning crew of Angel Investigations. Oops, the best laid plans...

2003 - Feb. 4th - Spike gets a little less chipper, get it, less CHIPper, oh whatever, the chip is gone, absentia, nada. Let the games begin.

2003 - Feb. 5th - Angelus escapes from his cage, can you say Duh?

2003 - March 19th - Angelus gets stuffed back in the bottle after feeding on Faith the Vampire Slayer and having a highly amusing trip to his own personal hell.

2003 - March 25th - Spike battles the son of Nikki the Vampire Slayer, he mercifully leaves him alive. What a ponce. :)

2003 - April 2nd - Angel becomes a grandpa and a meat puppet on the same day, no really, you had to be there.

2003 - April 15th - Spike reveals to Faith that Angel is "Dull as a table lamp" all are aghast.

2003 - April 16th - Angel takes a bullet and loses the thrall of the new grand-baby latina-woman evil-thingy.

2003 - April 30th - Angel watches said grandchild die by Connor's hand, it's okay, stop crying.

2003 - May 7th - Connor goes off to live with a nuclear family, ahem, vomit, I mean good on 'im.

2003 - May 7th - Angel finally gets that corner office with eastern exposure he's always wanted.

2003 - May 13th - Angel steps into some of Sunnydale's fabulous lighting and the Slayer is attracted to his lips like a 5,000 volt magnet. Too bad Spike is watching in the shadows when this travesty of heterosexuality happens.

2003 - May 20th - Spike sacrifices himself to close the Hellmouth. Notice the absence of fat ladies singing.


	The Adventures of Captain Peroxide and Deadboy The Angel/Spike Zone of the BtVS Writer's Guild Home Updates Stories Resources Extras News Music Forum Contact Guestbook Links Full Version The Timeline Did you miss something? Well Ketchup Baby Tomato!!! So you want to know more about the fearsome foursome, the scourge of Europe and William the Bloody do you? Well Captain Peroxide and Deadboy have many a tale to tell, and you might just find what you're looking for in the Hall of Timelines...This is a continual work in progress... 1609 - Darla, a prostitute, is sired by the Master on her death bed in the Virginia Colonies 1727 - Liam is born in Galway, Ireland to a linen and silk merchant. 1753 - Liam meets Darla, a vampire, and is turned 1753 - Liam rises from the grave, his first kill is the cemetery's groundskeeper 1753 - Liam kills his family, friends and the rest of his village, he takes the name Angelus, after his sister Kathy mistakes him for an Angel. Angelus eats his way through Ireland, South Wales and Northern England. Declares Yorkshire men are tough as leather. 1760 - Angelus meets Darla's sire, The Master, proceeds to royally piss him off and convince Darla to continue their bloody holiday throughout Europe. 1764 - Angelus and Darla kill a vampire hunter (Daniel Holtz)'s family in York, England, turning his daughter Sarah. 1765 - After visiting Italy, staying at the finest hotels and eating the staff, Angelus and Darla travel to France, followed by Holtz, who traps them in a barn where Darla clobbers Angelus with a 2x4 and leaves him, while she escapes with their horse. 1765-1767 - Angelus catches up with Darla in Vienna, and makes her pay and pay for deserting him. Can you imagine the things they did? Not if you're in love. They later eat a troubadour in Madrid. 1767 - Angelus and Darla visit Marseilles, France with young vampires in love James and Elizabeth. Angelus has a short meeting with Holtz, tells him where Darla is and ends up with numerous arrows in him, whining about always being left for dead. 1771 - Holtz catches Angelus in Rome, Darla comes to his rescue, they don't kill Holtz, because he's like family, it's more fun to let him suffer. 1789 - Angelus gets sidetracked on his way to Vienna, ends up eating pastry-filled Prussian girls and meeting the Beast. Late 1700's - Angelus sires a Puritan named Penn, teaching him the do's of Vampirism, like carving a cross into the cheek of your victim and killing your family as soon as you rise. 1838 - Angelus spends Christmas playing cards in Dublin, Ireland, eats those that end up owing him money, including a man named Daniel who was to be married the same week. 1845 - Angelus visits a little town outside of Tuscany and meets a forgettable vampire named Rosaria. 1860 - Angelus meets Drusilla in London, England, he later kills her family, drives her insane and turns her on the same night she takes her vows as a nun 1880 - Drusilla meets William in London, a man scorned by a vengeance demon named Halfrek, under the guise of a noblewoman, Cecily, William let's Drusilla sire him 1880 - William turns his mother, who is dying of Tuberculosis, into a vampire, but later stakes her when he realizes that the woman who loved him is dead, and only a monster remains. 1880 - William changes his name to Spike, in Yorkshire, after acquiring a taste for torturing his victims with railroad spikes. He also learns what a slayer is, after trapping the gang in a mine shaft, and nearly being staked by Angelus. 1897 - Angelus watches the ballet, Giselle, he cries like a baby, and he's evil. 1897-1898 - Angelus and Darla take a trip to Budapest and do considerable damage to a town already reeling from the effects of an earthquake. 1898 - In Rumania, Darla presents Angelus with a gypsy girl for his birthday. Her tribe takes their revenge by cursing Angelus with a soul 1898 - Angelus deserts Darla, Spike and Drusilla 1900 - Angelus returns to the Fearsome Foursome, but still cannot feed on humans, due to that whole guilty conscious. 1900 - Spike kills a slayer in China, during the Boxer Rebellion 1900 - After saving a missionary's child from Darla, Angel again leaves his 'family'. 1902 - Angelus takes a boat to New York, because there just aren't enough Irish on Ellis Island. 1920's - Angel saves a puppy in Chicago, for the love of god make it end. 1930's - Angel visits Missoula, Montana, calls it 'Pretty Country", although he admits he was depressed there. 1937 - The master is trapped in a church on the Hellmouth in Sunnydale during an earthquake. 1946 - Angel visits Las Vegas, plays tennis with Bugsy Segal. 1952 - Angel, now living in the Hyperion Hotel, room 217, tries to stop a Thesulac demon and ends up getting hung by an angry mob 1960's - Angel meets the Rat Pack, once, twice, maybe three times. Gives advice to Sammy Davis Jr. 1967 - Angel crashes Elvis and Priscilla's wedding reception in Las Vegas, he enjoys fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches while being drunk and surly. 1969 - Spike attends the Woodstock festival, he feeds off a flower person and spends five hours staring at his hand 1975-76 - Angel plays Manilow on the jukebox and drowns his sorrow in a dead cashier. Repentance is a bitch. 1977 - Spike stalks and kills another Slayer, Nikki Wood, in New York, stealing her leather duster when he's done 1996 - Angel meets Whistler, a balancing demon, in New York, where he is doing his impression of the stink guy, living off rats 1996 - Whistler takes Angel to Los Angeles, California, where he sees the new Slayer, Buffy Summers, and falls in love, he must love vapid teenage girls. 1997 - April 14th - Angel stakes Darla, at the Bronze. 1997 - Drusilla is beaten by an angry mob in Prague 1997 - September 29th - Drusilla and Spike move to Sunnydale, California 1997 - September 29th - Spike finds the annoying one, ruins his plans for the night of St. Vigious, gets hit in the head with an axe by Joyce Summers, then puts the anointed one into a cage and hoists him into the sun. 1997 - November 7th - Spike sires Billy Fordham, Buffy's 5th grade crush, Buffy kills him the second he rises. 1997 - November 17th - Spike kidnaps Angel and lets Drusilla give him a holy water bath. 1997 - November 24th - Spike ties a topless Angel to Drusilla during a ritual to restore Drusilla's strength. When it's done Buffy drops a pipe organ on them both. Drusilla and Spike, now in a wheelchair, spend the Christmas holiday collecting pieces of the Judge. Nothing says I love you like a leg in a box. 1998 - January 19th - Angel and Buffy do the horizontal mambo, Angel loses his soul, reverting to Angelus. 1998 - January 20th - Angelus joins Spike, Drusilla and the judge in trying to destroy the world, or at least the Sunnydale shopping Mall. Buffy kicks him in the nay-nays for his trouble. 1998 - January 27th - Angelus sires Theresa, Buffy's friend from school. Xander later stakes her. 1998 - February 14th - Spike gives Drusilla a necklace for Valentine's Day, Angelus gives her a still-warm heart he found in a quaint little shopgirl. 1998 - February 24th - Angelus snaps Jenny Calendar's neck after she tries to find a spell to restore his soul. He then props her up in Giles's bed as a present. 1998 - February 25th - Angelus, Spike and Drusilla move into the Crawford Street mansion. 1998 - April 28th - Angelus and Buffy are possessed by the spirits of dead lovers. Buffy shoots him, drops him off a balcony and then makes-out with him until the spell is broken. Angelus goes home and exfoliates till he bleeds, then goes toddler hunting with Drusilla. 1998 - May 12th - Angelus tries to bring forth the demon Acathla, when he fails he sends Drusilla to kidnap Giles, she kills Kendra the Slayer in the process. 1998 - May 19th - Angelus tortures Giles, Spike allies himself with Buffy to stop Angelus from revoking his free happy meal card. Buffy invites Spike into her house, he then goes to the mansion to watch Drusilla drool on Giles. 1998 - May 20th - Angelus and Buffy fight, Spike miraculously suffocates Drusilla, who has no need for air, and drives off in the DeSoto with her, Willow restores Angel's soul shortly after he releases Acathla. Buffy then gives him a goodbye kiss and a sword through the gut, sending him to Hell. Sweet girl. 1998 - Drusilla and Spike go to Brazil, where she leaves him for a chaos demon, all slime and antlers. 1998 - October 13th - Angel comes back to Sunnydale, naked, after a thousand years in hell, darn inter dimensional time fluxes. 1998 - October 20th - Buffy sees Angel for the first time, chains him up like old times, then lets him break a murderer's neck. 1998 - November 24th - Spike returns to Sunnydale, kidnaps Willow and tries to make her do a spell to get Dru back. He then decides to torture Drusilla until she likes him again and leaves town. 1998 - December 15th - Angel is visited by an evil known as the First, he sees the ghosts of his past kills, visits Giles and decides that he must try to make amends for his past evils. 1999 - February 16th - Angel fools Faith the Slayer into thinking he has lost his soul by wearing her as a necktie. 1999 - May 11th - Angel breaks up with Buffy, then shows up at her prom in a dashing tux just to twist the knife. 1999 - May 18th - Faith shoots Angel with a poisonous arrow. 1999 - July 13th - Angel drinks Buffy to rid his body of the poison. 1999 - Angel moves to Los Angeles to become a private detective and brood. 1999 - October 5th - Angel meets Doyle, a Bracken demon who gets visions, he decides to fight for the Powers that Be what?( they be what?). He also hires a starving actress, that's Queen C to those who aren't paying attention, to scream when she sees cockroaches. 1999 - October 5th - Angel meets Lindsey McDonald, look ma two hands. 1999 - October 19th - Spike inexplicably screws Harmony while searching for the Gem of Amara. He later wears the ring into the sunshine, fights with Buffy and proceeds to lose the ring to her. 1999 - October 20th - Spike comes to LA in search of the Gem of Amara, and has his vampire friend Marcus torture Angel for a day. 1999 - November 9th - Spike is captured by a government group called the Initiative and implanted with a chip that renders him helpless against humans 1999 - November 16th - Spike escapes from the Initiative, and immediately tries to bite Willow. 1999 - November 23rd - Angel and Spike visit Giles, not together though, Angel ends up hiding in the shadows, Spike ends up tied to a chair doing his best impression of a pin cushion. 1999 - November 23rd - Buffy follows Angel back to LA, where he is cut by a Mohra demon, making him mortal for a day, which he spends in the sun with Buffy, and in the bedroom making love to the contents of his refrigerator, he decides to give up his mortality to fight evil. 1999 - November 30th - Buffy and Spike get engaged, under a spell, and proceed to gross out all of their friends. 2000 - Jan. 18th - Penn is killed by Kate Locksley, who stakes Angel at the same time, but misses his heart, on purpose of course. 2000 - May 9th - Angel comes to Sunnydale to beat up Buffy's boyfriend Riley. 2000 - May 23rd - Darla is brought back to life, as a human, by Wolfram & Hart. She is, however, dying of Syphilis, the only contraception in her day being a beaver skin and a bungee cord. 2000 - October 24th - Angel sees Darla alive for the first time 2000 - November 21st - Angel drinks from Kate Lockley, under the spell of the Shroud of Rahmon 2000 - November 28th - Lindsey McDonald invites Angel into his apartment. He and Angel look at medical records, Angel later lets himself be stabbed, burned by crosses and Holy water, then staked to cure Darla's syphilis. He lives but it doesn't work. 2000 - November 28th - Drusilla sires Darla 2000 - December 19th - Darla rises, cuts a bloody swath through LA and kills 20 lawyers at Holland Manners's home, with help from Drusilla. 2000 - December 19th - Angel fires Wesley, Cordelia & Gunn, after locking the lawyers in a wine cellar with Darla and Dru. 2001 - January 16th - Angel sets Darla & Drusilla on fire. 2001 - February 13th - Drusilla comes to Sunnydale, on a smorgasbord, I mean train. She then takes Spike to the Bronze and breaks a girl's neck so he can feast on still-warm blood. She then tells Spike that he is in love with the slayer. 2001 - February 20th - Angel throws Darla through a glass door then has sex with her three times. Third time being a charm, she leaves pregnant. 2001 - April 24th - Spike has a BuffyBot built for his pleasure, he programs her to think Angel is a spiky haired bloody stupid lame guy. Spike is kidnapped and tortured by Glory the goddess. When the real Buffy finds out he survived the torture to protect her she kisses him. 2001 - May 21st - Buffy jumps into an interdimensionional rift to save the world, drama queen. 2001 - May-September 24th - Angel goes to a monastery in Sri Lanka to work out his Buffy issues, the monastery turns out to be run by soul sucking demons, he fights is way out, makes note to self, white robes look better in the catalog. 2001 - September 25th - Darla goes to Puerto Cabazas, Nicaragua looking for a shaman, life being full of surprises, she's got a bun in the oven. The shaman tells her no man can know what is in her, it is not meant to be known. 2001 - November 5th - Darla shows up in LA at Angel's hotel, very pregnant and very mad. 2001 - November 5th - Holtz awakens from a deep sleep that lasted about 240 years. Then watches a lot of television. 2001 - November 19th - Connor, Angel & Darla's son, is born, when Darla stakes herself in an alley outside Caritas. 2001 - November 20th - Spike and Buffy have sex, after an hour of fighting foreplay, literally bringing the house down around them. 2002 - December-February - Spike and Buffy have a lot of sex, in his crypt, outside the DoubleMeat Palace, in the cemetery, on Buffy's front lawn, the floor, her bed, with handcuffs, without handcuffs, on the rug, under the rug, oh, you get the idea, I'll stop. 2002 - February 26th - Buffy breaks up with Spike. Damn multiple orgasms really just too much for a girl. 2002 - March 6th - Holtz kidnaps Connor and jumps into a dimensional tear to QuorToth. 2002 - April 29th - Connor returns from the Quor-Toth dimension, bent on killing Angel. 2002 - April 30th - Spike makes all cozy like with another vengeance demon, Anyanka, nearly getting himself killed by her ex-fiance Xander. 2002 - May 7th - Spike tries to rape Buffy in her bathroom, then wonders why he didn't do it. 2002 - May 20th - Angel and Cordelia realize they are in love just in time for Cordy to go become a 'higher being' and Connor to trap Angel in a box and drop him to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. 2002 - May 21st - Spike goes to Africa and has his soul restored by a demon shaman. 2002 - Sept. 24th - Spike moves into the basement of the new Sunnydale High, and with a little help from The First, goes insane. 2002 - Oct. 6th - Wesley rescues Angel from his box with an ocean view and even gives him some fine UK import blood, fresh from the tap. 2002 - Oct. 20th - Angel returns to Las Vegas, laments that it was a much nicer place when it was run by the mob. 2002 - Nov. 17th - Angel fights a beast that rose from the earth exactly where Connor was born, he then watches through a window as Connor mates with Mrs. Robinson, I mean, uh, Cordelia. 2002 - Nov. 26th - The First kidnaps Spike, makes him hang around with his shirt off and uses his blood to bring forth a prehistoric vampire. 2003 - Jan. 7th - Buffy rescues Spike from the first, he limps a lot. 2003 - Jan. 29th - Angelus is awakened by the well meaning crew of Angel Investigations. Oops, the best laid plans... 2003 - Feb. 4th - Spike gets a little less chipper, get it, less CHIPper, oh whatever, the chip is gone, absentia, nada. Let the games begin. 2003 - Feb. 5th - Angelus escapes from his cage, can you say Duh? 2003 - March 19th - Angelus gets stuffed back in the bottle after feeding on Faith the Vampire Slayer and having a highly amusing trip to his own personal hell. 2003 - March 25th - Spike battles the son of Nikki the Vampire Slayer, he mercifully leaves him alive. What a ponce. :) 2003 - April 2nd - Angel becomes a grandpa and a meat puppet on the same day, no really, you had to be there. 2003 - April 15th - Spike reveals to Faith that Angel is "Dull as a table lamp" all are aghast. 2003 - April 16th - Angel takes a bullet and loses the thrall of the new grand-baby latina-woman evil-thingy. 2003 - April 30th - Angel watches said grandchild die by Connor's hand, it's okay, stop crying. 2003 - May 7th - Connor goes off to live with a nuclear family, ahem, vomit, I mean good on 'im. 2003 - May 7th - Angel finally gets that corner office with eastern exposure he's always wanted. 2003 - May 13th - Angel steps into some of Sunnydale's fabulous lighting and the Slayer is attracted to his lips like a 5,000 volt magnet. Too bad Spike is watching in the shadows when this travesty of heterosexuality happens. 2003 - May 20th - Spike sacrifices himself to close the Hellmouth. Notice the absence of fat ladies singing. 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